Song Against Convential Wizarding Transportation

from Looking Through by Ludo Bagman and the Trash

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I woke up at 5 am
For my job at the ministry
Brushed my teeth and combed my hair
Ate breakfast and walked out into the street
There was I time when I’d prefer to fly
But the day is new and I think I’m going to try
Taking the toilets
Taking the toilets
Taking the toilets to work today

I passed by the muggle shops
Saw a cat looking out a window
didn’t look both was and almost got crushed
By a London Transit double deck but

Followed the signs to the public toilet
Don’t know why but I think I’m goin to enjoy it
Taking the toilets
Taking the toilets
Taking the toilets to work today

I stand before the basin
And I put my feet in it
Pulled the lever it flushes me down
And I am there in a minute

I get to To games department
I walk into the office
Check for any new messages
I take of my coat and drop it

I ask for a towel because I’m feeling wet
I guess I guess my friends that’s what your gonna get
When your Taking the toilets
Taking the toilets
Taking the toilets to work today

Thats why I’m never taking the toilets
never taking the toilets
never taking the toilets to work again

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from Looking Through, released January 20, 2021

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