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New Broom
03:39
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Did you did The new broom
In the shop window
Did you you see the new broom
With its wooden handle all aglow
Yeah everyone line up upside
Trying to get a glimpse of the broom
But Step aside everyone
Because that broom belongs to me
Did you hear about the new broom
That the shop has on display
Did you hear about the new broom
It’s the fastest one to this day
Yeah everyone has heard about it
How fast it really is no body knows
Well maybe when I on fly by
You can see at how fast it goes
Been saving up for a long time
Brought my coins with me
Going to buy that new broom
And take it home with me
Oh how I love my new broom
It’s perfect as can be
And now Everyone on the quidditch pitch
Wishes that they were me
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2. |
Death Day
05:00
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3. |
Good At One Thing
04:27
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I got a D last week in herbology
I got a D in dark arts
I got a D in Muggle studies
I’m in ravenclaw but I’m not smart
I know I should study soon
But I can’t seem to start
At least I’m good at one thing
There’s one thing I know how to do
At least I’m good at one thing
I can I can fly on a broom
I got a D this week in Potions
I got a D in for standing around
I got a D in transfiguration
I gotta turn my grades around
But I know when I’m flying I can leave those grades on the ground
At least I’m good at one thing
There’s one thing I know how to do
At least I’m good at one thing
I can I can fly on a broom
There’s an anointment in the common room
There’s a sign up for the quidditch team coming soon
gotta get good grades to play so I’m going to consume
Every word from every page and show them what I do on my broom
I got an A in Herbology
I got a E in dark arts
I got an O In Muggle Studies
I got an E for all my other marks
I’m going to try out for the quidditch team and leave the past in the dark
With the right mindset I can anything
Yeah If can do it so can you
But if I’m a fan of anything
It’s that I can fly on a broom
Now hogwarts best quidditch player is coming soon
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4. |
Bets for Ludo
03:54
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You’ve got your stats on every player
And you have an idea
Of how to put the odds in your favor
And your hoping at the end of the day
That you will walk away
With heavier pockets and you can say
you know that I’m the one
To get the job done
You know that I’m the one
that you can bet on
You know that I’m the one
To tell you the odds
So place your bets
And enjoy the fun
Place your bets
And when it’s done
Just place you bets
And see me if you’ve won
see me when you’ve won
Now the odds are lookin good
There a 3 to 1 chance so you should
Place a bet anybody would
But if you’re feel lucky today
Place a bet the other way
And you’ll be the one to go out and say
you know that I’m the one
To get the job done
You know that I’m the one
that you can bet on
You know that I’m the one
To tell you the odds
So place your bets
And enjoy the fun
Place your bets
And when it’s done
Just place you bets
And see me if you’ve won
see me when you’ve won
Your chances have never looked better
Do you want to put them to the test
You’ll never know if you don’t give it a go
So why not leave a bet with the best
you know that I’m the one
To get the job done
You know that I’m the one
that you can bet on
You know that I’m the one
To tell you the odds
So place your bets
And enjoy the fun
Place your bets
And when it’s done
Just place you bets
And see me if you’ve won
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5. |
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I woke up at 5 am
For my job at the ministry
Brushed my teeth and combed my hair
Ate breakfast and walked out into the street
There was I time when I’d prefer to fly
But the day is new and I think I’m going to try
Taking the toilets
Taking the toilets
Taking the toilets to work today
I passed by the muggle shops
Saw a cat looking out a window
didn’t look both was and almost got crushed
By a London Transit double deck but
Followed the signs to the public toilet
Don’t know why but I think I’m goin to enjoy it
Taking the toilets
Taking the toilets
Taking the toilets to work today
I stand before the basin
And I put my feet in it
Pulled the lever it flushes me down
And I am there in a minute
I get to To games department
I walk into the office
Check for any new messages
I take of my coat and drop it
I ask for a towel because I’m feeling wet
I guess I guess my friends that’s what your gonna get
When your Taking the toilets
Taking the toilets
Taking the toilets to work today
Thats why I’m never taking the toilets
never taking the toilets
never taking the toilets to work again
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6. |
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I received your letter the other day
You asked to meet with me
You’v e been looking for almost anyone
Since the last guy went away
This sort of thing happens every year
So I hope that I can make things clear and say
Well I’m sorry if your first choice didn’t work out for you
And I’m sorry that he was working with you know who
But Sorry Dumbdore I can’t dumbledore I won’t
Teach defense against the dark arts
I know you were looking for experience
I know that I was worth a try
I hope You’ll fine someone with some competence
Unlike the other guy
I know this job has it’s perks
But A summer off and fearing for my life isn’t something works
Well I’m sorry if that one guy turned up to be a fraud
I guess it’s hard to find someone who isn’t flawed
But Dumbdore I can’t no dumbledore I won’t
Teach defense against the dark arts
I know I’m probably the last one
On your list of teaching candidates
But there seems to some steady job rotation rates
after your teaching years were done
Well I’m sorry that werewolf wouldn’t fit in with the crowd
Or that mad eye was actually the son of Barty crouch
I’m sorry dumbledore I can’t dumbledore I won’t....
It might just be you’ll never find the right one
But I don’t want to join the list
of hogwarts teaching careers gone wrong
I’m sorry dumbledore fore I can’t
Fumble fore I won’t
Teach defense against the dark arts
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7. |
Is There a Spell?
04:25
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Is there a spell to turn this bad times around
I’ve been looking for that something everyday
Is there something that you can write down- put it in a vial and throw away
these dark forces are growing stronger
And I don’t think I can hold on much longer
But I do
I have to
If only for a day
Do you know a spell to turn these bad times around
I’ve been looking for a way
Is there something in this magical town
That can drive the dark times away
There was once magic that existed
But now The balance has Shifted
I feel
I’m hoping we’ll
Find some relief once the darkness has lifted
Do you have a potion to turn the bad times around
Im hoping that it’s coming any day
Is there somewhere to go to turn back around
There must bebut I don’t know the way
I need your help to night to carry son the fight they say that happiness cab ne for nd in the darkest times if only you turn on the light
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8. |
Wizard Quarantine
02:46
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I wanna go where the butter beer flows
and everybody knows your name
I wanna see folks just like me
and everybody feels the same
I really wish I could go out tonight
want to know see those I haven’t seen
In over 3 long months
but I’m stuck in wizard quarantine
work has to wait but I can’t wait
to get back to what I love
Can’t go outside so I’ve gotta hide
beneath my blankets cuz things are rough
I really wish I could go out tonight
I wanna ask you how you’ve been
but I have to keep my distance
cuz i’m stuck in wizard Quarantine
Protego I scream as you walk past
because you’re way to close
I know It sounds crass
but you decided to leave your house again without your freaking mask
I really wish I could go out tonight
I wanna see the ones I have missed
But I can’t I need to keep myself and others safe
but I’m stuck in Wizard Quarantine
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9. |
We Fight For All
03:14
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You can say all you want that the ministry emains strong
But we know that soon there’ll come a day where you will see that you’re wrong
We’re the ones you left behind with the proclamations you’ve made
We won’t let ourselves fall behind while you get your way
Because We fight for all
We fight for all
doesn’t matter who you are
We fight for all
You could be a muggle
Your blood could be pure
But the one thing that’s for sure
Is we fight for all
You say how you protect us with your proclamations
But you took the things that advance us of the equation
You limit our education
These no defense against the dark
And When something’s taken away that where revolution starts
So We’ll fight for all
We fight for all
It doesn’t matter who you are
We fight for all
Despite the programs you cut
We’ll keep on fighting no matter what
We’re Gonna get through this rut
As we fight for all
We’re done with the talk of hate and lack of compassion
So We’re stepping up and we’re taking action
We’re done with the talk of hate and lack of compassion
So We’re stepping up and we’re taking action
Because We’ll fight for all
We fight for all
At the end of every day
We fight for all
You’re hate and bigotry
Will lose to those who hope just wait and see
That at the end of each day
we fight for all
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10. |
Looking Through
03:13
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It seems things are looking brighter now
The dark forces have been pushed back
Though a lot of hopes and dreams have fallen off track
We’ll get back to it all some how
And even though we have a way to go
The best is yet to come
We have all we need
And we know what we hope to become
So We’re Looking Through
Here’s looking at you
Here’s to us getting through our darkest time
Here’s to hoping it’s ended
And although things need to be mended
We’re looking through
Here’s Looking at you
We’ve lost a lot of things
We may have gotten some scars along the way
And despite what someone might say
We are valid in our ways
So let’s strike up the bands again
Let’s go and rebuild my friend
We’re strong than we were before
Now that we’ve gone through it once we can do it again
So We’re Looking Through
Here’s looking at you
Here’s to us getting through our darkest time
Here’s to hoping it’s ended
And although things need to be mended
We’re looking through
Here’s Looking at you
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